What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 14:15
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
Earth’s oldest living creature unearthed—dating back 700 million years - The Brighter Side of News
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Has anyone ever really waited that long and gotten a paper check mailed 20 days ago?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
Why is my elder sister so mean?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Dozens of Israeli children develop malignant tumors from sperm donor - The Jerusalem Post
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
AI-Focused Apple Music Reboot Said to Be in the Works - MacRumors
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Which is the worst Bollywood movie you have ever seen and why?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
Are there any guys, crossdressers, or transgender girls here who wear tampons?
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to