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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 14:15

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

Earth’s oldest living creature unearthed—dating back 700 million years - The Brighter Side of News

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Has anyone ever really waited that long and gotten a paper check mailed 20 days ago?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Minds and Behinds

Still no good

What is a good investment portfolio for someone starting in their 20s? 90% VT and 10% BND for a Roth IRA then 100% TDF for a 401k?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No, not a chance

Why is my elder sister so mean?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Loons and Moons

Canadians went out of their way to help Americans stranded in Canada after 9.11.2001. Why did Canadians help so much the way they did? We read that Canadians don't particularly like Americans to begin with.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So, the docs changed it to read

So they tried

Dozens of Israeli children develop malignant tumors from sperm donor - The Jerusalem Post

They put up a sign reading

Nuts and Butts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

AI-Focused Apple Music Reboot Said to Be in the Works - MacRumors

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No go.

What could a Google ‘Pixel Flip’ do better than the Motorola Razr? - 9to5Google

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Just Forget it!

share office space ...

Which is the worst Bollywood movie you have ever seen and why?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Unacceptable again!

Are there any guys, crossdressers, or transgender girls here who wear tampons?

No way

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

People were exposed to measles at a Rochester Hills medical office, Oakland Co. warns - The Detroit News